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La la la la..... ewww I steped In it. (say it out loud to get it!)

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2?

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?

f you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to these people? Why don't they put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while delivering the mail?

What's another word for Thesaurus?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Why on Earth, with over 3/4 of our planet covered by water, don't we call it 'ocean '?

WARING BRAIN CRAMP MAY APPEAR!!

If the all the univeres exploded at the excate same time, there would be nothing of nothing right? No black space there would be nothing! But what would it look like? There can't be any black space no: stars, planets or floating ducks. It would be nothing right! But nothing has to be something.

Answer: It would be nothing of nothing of nothing of nothing!